It’s that time of year again when we share some accountancy jokes with you, just to prove accountants really aren’t that boring. And while these won’t win any awards at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, hopefully, they will make smirk a little.
- What’s an accountant’s favourite place in New York?
Times Square! - Why do accountants have mirrors in their offices?
To reflect on their assets! - How does an accountant make a decision?
By making a balanced choice of course! - Why did the accountant go broke?
They lost all their balance! - Why did the accountant cross the road?
To reconcile with the other side - Why did the accountant break up with their calculator?
It couldn’t count on them anymore - Why did the accountant become an archaeologist?
They love digging up old receipts - What’s an accountant’s favourite walk?
The audit trail! - What did the accountant say to the procrastinating client?
Time is money – don’t let it depreciate! - Why did the accountant bring a ladder to work?
Because they wanted to reach the next level of accounting
Well, they made us smile, and we hope they did the same for you! We wish everyone a wonderful Christmas and all the best for 2024.